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About The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 30, 1898)
us p íe te a p h y s- T h is A SPANISH BRAVADO. Headache Is often a warning that the Uver la AN ADONIS _ __ OF EGYPT. 1 * * * torpid or inactive. More serious ean per- troubles may follow. For a prompt, MAN IN THE WORLD. * o f o u t lin e i * efficient cure of Headache aud all r e g u la r ity * Uver troubles, take ’ a tu r e s, f t H is M a m m y f o e a d l a a C e m e te r y N e a r * A S t r ik in g IfrM crlptlo« o f U p D a r la « a a d * * t h e C ity o f E l K a b —" T h e S e e S m ile d Co* r a g e D is p la y e d b y t b a H a tlr e d G e n * (Jp ea H im ," h u t H e D ie d I J k e O th e r M or * e r a l W h o W o u ld N o t P e r m it a a E u g - While they rouse the liver, restore ocF t a l » - W i f e a a d S e e l a T n m h W ith H im . full, regular action of the bowels, * lli.lu n a u t o O u td o H im . •» * ri s t h a t they do not gripe or pain, do not A T » j e a I a t- The Adonis of Egypt 6,400 years ago & Irritate or inflame the internal organs, * 'r a c t i v e n e s » The realistic Spanish novelist, Valdes, but have a positive tonic effect. 25c. is again among men. Not as he was hat com es fci ouo of his most popular stories (“ Sis- at all druggists or by mail of •n p e r fe c t when women bowed before him and bis C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, ’j'.y c o n f x fo r Suu Suplico,” translated by Nathan tvery gesture was looked upon almost Haskell Dole) gives a description of a a n d <Ke is position is if it were that of a god, bat swathed retired Spanish general’s afternoon ont TRAINING a w arhorse . m aure. which w ill illuminate many cbivalrio in the habiliments of the regulation T ra n s p la n tin g M u *c le a L ir in « I n M a n ila . ar corn Blas« incidents in Spanish life and aptly illus Á*ks and The wonders of surgory will, it seems, B o w H . 1» T .u f h t V Stand t h . THE RETIRED BURGLAR TELLS OF Living iw Maaila, says Joseph Earle mammy. Centuries before imperial Cal has a trates tlio reckless during and courage Stevens in McClure’s Magazine, is dirt car died .and turned to clay this man Dover cease. Among the most important aud T lia u d .r o f H aiti». TWO UNFORTUNATE EXPERIENCES. r itir is i (f which the average haughty don is cheap—if you are not fond of tinned ruled the dwellers, on 200,000 acres acliiovements is the transplanting of A warhorse is broken to be liberally possessed. The scene is a sort under fire by tying ropes to his legs. with a rod of iron. * The women adored muscles. This has been successfully m o rti- peas and asparagus, that come from i f picnic grounds in the outskirts of France and Germany. p in i pi y him for his beauty, The men feared done in the case of a patieut who had While the animal is down on thr ground H r Got In to and O ut o f th e H onso» W ith *nt and Luville: Kaa«, b u t T h a t W asn 't A ll—H o w a Da* sud respected him *or bis wisdom. for half a lifetime been unable to use the officer takes a pistol and fires it “ Oar oook got 441 cents per diem to £*$t ar.d “ Meantime the animation had been supply our table w ith an entiro dinner leo tiv o Got a C lew and W o rk ed tt—Be* Near the city of El Kab, which is oue leg on account of paralysis occur close to his ear Then m rapid order he f t o avaU on tho increase among tho radians. The i tor four people, und fox 5 cents extra he situated 70 miles north of the present ring in early childhood. The operation fires tho weapon over his back, under oapvd Oaoa W ith a B ro k en A rm . period of unmannerly action liad come. S S to f^ r y , site of Cairo, there lies an ancient ceme is thus described: “ A six inch longi his neck, between his legs, anywhtro v .to u ia c h . Due of them climbed apon the table to Would decorate the cloth with orchids tery so old that even the men to whom “ Lndders, when yon find them han tudinal incision is made on tho inner that an opening preseuts itself dur ng and pnt peas in the soup. Aa ft servant, ...e b lo o d make a speech, uud tiie others, by way the native is satisfactory if you hnve the papyrus scrolls are as familiar as side of the thigh, with tho middle op; the horse’s futile struggles. Not until dy,” said the retired burglar, “ may S t h e ex- Wweight. ar, applause, threw sherry and manza mough of him. He takes bossing well, the waters of the Nile nre unable to say jxjsite the top of the patella. The sarto- ho sinks back exhausted, all a-tremble rcem like a vory convenient way of get x h im a ted nilla in bis face. Another was trying lud you can pouch his head if things go when it was first devoted to the pur tius is dissected out, cut off at its in aud showing tho whites of his eyes, does ting into open second story windows, .¿uiealth. to lift with his teeth a companion whom wrong. In fact, he rather expects it pose of housing the mortal tenements of sertion, brought forward aud attached the pistol practice cease. . Misti Anna but nfter two experiences thut I hud ¿tU es: “ H is drunkenness had stretched out on the | lliuu otherwise, and does not put his the old Egyptians. Tho archseologist to the wtiscular fascia just above and a After two or three lessons of this kiud with them I gave them lip und stuck to -. u sio g a few floor He did not succeed. Ho merely has long found it a fruitful field for re little to the inner side of the patella. it is considered safe to mount him with tho oid fashioned way of doors uud cel Mracripli ni ' p.mis akimbo aud march out of thehouso tore his sack coat. Still others were “ Tho attachment must bo made iirmly a bridle furnished with a curb bit. Up ribìe» committing ubsard and extravagant ac when you mildly suggest that the qual search, and inuny a mummy that today lar windows. my ity of nuts in tho cake was not up to is gazed on in the museums witli round by splitting the fascia aud drawing the to this tirno tho horse has never felt a “ In a suburban town that I visited tions, making a great noise and uproar standard. For ants are everywhere, and eyed wonder was undisturbed hero for muscle through, that it becomes ad curb The liglA snaffle is still retained, “ The count remained grave and silent, uulesa the legs of your dining table and thousands of years. * ' herent to both inn«* and, outer surfaces and the curb bridle is only g i y < a! gen- once I found ’em painting a hlueen Anne house in tho rainbow style that they ’pkmg quo glass of sherry nfter an- took stove stand in cups of kerosene, the I It so happened that a short time ago Kangaroo tendbn\\is usdd tle pressure ut\ first? just ejfoQgh to let But his eyes wero no longer, as tuts w ill be apt to eat the dinner be- persons prospecting for new fields in a being the best ** him ktffiw that it ijfc there. Gradually used to paint bouses in, aud thut, I sup hill in tho cemetery described discover- then clo sei hnd the Whole thigh {(comprehensible ami unfathom- j i foro you do. the strength of tho pull is iuereased, pose, they paint ’em in still to some ex hose of a man tired of lifo. : bandaged, and finally a plaster of paris this jafiguard the horse is tent. The men had ladders up, no stage, Kltt'gUU Zb^not speak or move about called boys till they dio—get somo _ bandage, or a long splint, is applied. taugbt to stg ircfroi from his rider's pis- and I noticed thut nt tho close of the day die of them was painting near a Excavation brought to light The patient is kept recungieit for two toi or cdAiu ereut man. mouth, uud on this salary my own serv ¿tice the horse itrt^ba ‘ window, and I wondend if he’d leave I thgAjKAvas not only something weeks at least, gentle potion is com mull bud taken off his aut paid 10 per cent to the government, In carbine p bfiV from tho archaeologist’s menced at'the end of three weeks, and ladder there when be stopped work waistcoat, and, rolling up supported a wife and two chihlrei thoroughly broken, us both hands Heves, was exhibiting his bought all his own food and ran "h rntandpoint one <4 Jho most important tlfp plaster is entirely omitted Rt the re«mired;in usifig this wekpoa, #1) niglit. I saputei» A .ioun d that way ifirf' «.h wero really powerful, aud ing cock. I don’t know how m odi he finds in a very long time. The pit was end of from five to six weeks. This op with the,pistol the rider may retai or dark, aud thero ir was, and it was creak empty bottles on bis stole, but he used sometimes to call on the entrance to a solid chamber of rovk eration has been performed seVCTal times summer, uud tho window wus wide with «Hobaml. Jico blood had come, but be me for an advance, saying that ho uoca- containing a Dumber of stone coffins or with great success, the only failures Oc bridle open. Mcst folks in the country, w hen Then comes saber practice, and that j t breaking tho bottles without cd funds to bury some relative. At first sarcophagi. Besides these thero lay curring where tho muscles were imper their houses arc being painted, are apt , ig any attention to it. Then lie ask- I was touched at his loss, but later on, upon the floor of the chamber a<10in fectly attached. This state of things is another trial to the horse. Again is to be u little skittish a Lout the ladders, ho thrown to the ground, uud he proba <be waiter to bring a bottle of rum when he tried to bury hffi mother twice ker of statues. Examination of the , was eptirely remedied, however, in the bly can’t understand why ho should and if eno should be h it like this cue a large glass. He filled this to tho over, 1 found it necessary to keep a rec various contents showed that one of the ■ later ■ operations. New York Ledger. have to suffer this indignity all over they’d he pretty sure to dose the w in Xu with the liquor, and 'then slowly, ord of the family tree in order not to be sarcophagi contained the muiuuiy of agnin, for he hRs learned that las mn dow near it and lot k it, but theFe folks .tbout moving a muscle orevqn wink- led into paying an advance on the cost Nenkhefta, and the roll of ptrpyrus'nnd G u a te m a la . very well. But when tho bright blade didn't appear to be disturb d, and us l'ur g, he drained it to the bottom. 'iben of two funerals for the same person. ” (be inscriptions on the sarcophagus Guatemala might easily sustain ten of tho saber, with quick thrusts flush as my getting iuto the house was con So sat down at the tutelo opposite thu both gave tho information that these times its present population. The soil is cerned it was just about us easy for me count aud said solemnly: ijvcre tho mortal remains of “ the most rich and easily cultivated, and, unlike ing before his eyes and cutting tho air to walk up that ladder uud step off In sid o o f a M o le c o le . in close proximity to bis ears, appears T ", ‘ You can’t do that. ’ i- » through tho window as it would have The New South Wales government beautiful man in Egypt and probably the other Central American republics, to him ho is again terror stricken. "A flash of fury gleamed through the lie world. ” there is plenty of labor. Somo parts of analyst, William M. Hamlet, delivered But the lesson lie has learned from been to walk in at the front door with harebraiued nobleman's eyes, but he Wiled tho wrappings of tho ¿tammy the country arc quite thickly populated, saccc.-.l. .1 iii restrainiug hintself, and, tho presidential address in the section ■<ff this ancient Adonis were unfolded, but the others are covered with dense the smell of gunpowder stands him in it unlocked. “ Later, about 2 o ’clock the next turning the rest of tho bottli mto tho of chemistry at tho recent meeting of tjiere was nothing to indicate that the forests aud a variety of timber, which good stead, and he soon gets over his glass, ho calmly ordored tho waiter to the Australian Association for the Ad tyiuaius wero those of a man of any might be easily made marketable if fear. Aud even with a man on his back morning, 1 went up that luckier and iu bring him nomo pepper. Ho threw in a vancement of Science, the subject being ’beauty whatsoever. The grinning skele means of transportation wero provided. aud another mounted upon a seasoned at the window without the slightest pinch of it, then threw into it his cigar “ The Molecular Mechanism of an Elec- ton looked exuctly like those of today. But, although Guatemala is much horse coming at him with saber raised trouble, and there wus nobody sleeping in that room. It wus all just as easy as ot us^Cs heaped up before him, and, with ,rÄ e f l n c d an electrolyte as a body in * he « * £ “ Jd *act’was ‘hat. th! farther advanced than the rest of Cen in tho air or slashing left and right he it could be. I poked arouud the bouse knows that it is all a part of his educa er, saying a word, with the same scorn the skull, the hands and the feet wero, tral America, her railway system does ful, contemptuous smile, druined the solution or stute of fusion, cupablo of while unmistakably Egyptian, of more not exceed 200 miles; there is no inter tion and something to be expected. Ho nud gathered up what stuff there was lass, and, not content with that, bit it being instanteously decomposed by a elassio mold than those uf most mum nal navigation, and the wagon roads am he stands his ground or cavorts about worth canyiug off and went Lack to I’fiteces. We saw bis lips spotted with current of olectricity, and he claimed mies. The formation of tho skull also in a deplorable condition The mineral the other horse while the two troopers thut room and the open window uud that if tho explanation lie offered was , . blood. Tho coinpauy received with oles adequate for the electrolyte it must ^»«Heated that its owner when alive pos- wealth of the country is supposed to be indulge in their saber practice.—New down tlio ladder and off. “ A month after that, as I was walk- aud shouts of triumph this proof of an sessed great mental development, thus large, but it is only slightly developed. York World. across the platform of a station on unconquerable stomach, in which it hold good for tho constitution of tho justifying tho pleasant things which The mines are inaccessible, and, in the I^ae sumo road that the other town was seemed as though the nutiouul honor matter in tho universe, so that the wero said about him in the perfectly absence of modem machinery, which at ‘ \ FORESTALLED HIM. treutiso on tho electrolyte has u most to tako a train, there was a man were concerned. preserved roll of ancient manuscript present cannot be conveyed to them,* “ Our neigh bora in tho otbor booths important scientific bearing. Tho meth-. which recited his history. The C h ip p er Y outh K n e w W h a t V s o a llf laid his hand cu my unn aud says, in th : Com cannot be worked with profit. must have readied the same huppy od of investigating tho action of one lla p p e u e d I n Su ch Case». ‘Now, don't make a fuss about it, and Somo of tho archaeologists here were The government offers gonerous in **' grado of temperature, for uothiug wus body upon uny other, lie reminded his at first inclined to doubt tho accuracy of ducements to immigrants. The laud The fresh young man with no respect it'll boa good deal easier all around.* audience, was brought to a high degree beard hut extrnvugaut shouts, the crash the claims mude regarding this find, laws aro liberal, aud efforts have been in .Jiis soul for gray hairs - aud dyed Aud I recognized in him the detective ing of glasses, coarse laughter und of accuracy by the immortal work of but investigation showed that there was made from tiiuo to timo to secure the whiskers swung himself on the car iu of the roud, a man that I kuew meant ot th« UntUd 8ir Isaac Newton. He alluded to some swearing. no causo for doubt whatever. It would , establishment of colonies and the pre- tho middle of a block, aud leaning business, and I went along with him. • brl«hte»t “ Thu count was not yet satisfied with observations of the lHte Professor Clif have been impossible to perpetuate a "Being a man of bruins, he had gone r In tbe osnption of public lauds by private set- against the brako handle proceeded to ford, mudo over 20 years ago, thia au ^^^>Rlxteen his victory over the Englishman. While thority remarking, almost prophetical- fraud of this sort. Tho papyrus roll, : tiers. But all the accessible area is at roll a cigarette with great deftness. The up to the house where the robbery was ho was swallowing with apparent calm which told the history of Ncukbefta, ! present occnpiod, aud no foreigner can fat man who despises tho ways of the as soon as he hud heard of it, which nesxthe glasses of liquor which wen t?.y: " .^ ’3.cu2L_iookL <« entrai set forth that his doniiniou extended j expect to prosper in Guatemala unless he youth ou general principles leaned was the day ufter. There ho had put hcu tho structure aud motioua in tho tí or.« of the offt*,rtsl to him he did not eeaso to de ■’ per on Ihla aside of a molecule w ill bo ao well over 42 miles of tho bonks of the Nile. bus abundant capital which will enable aguiust the window guards«yid watched himself in the burglar’s place aud fol vour him with his eyes, carried own wwn tho’ some future Kant or Laplace | Hi" residence was termed Nishwaka, him to purchase at high prices planta- the development olfiFcigaretto. lowed in his footsteps as near as he used oa «a- by a (hill uiudness, which soou broke ? All : on I'.tLsttrn bvnothesis which is supposed to mean that the vil- tions already developed.—Forum. "Got a match, neighbor?” inquired could. Ho had had the ladder placed iu bo able to make an hypothesis caliti«« out. His eyes, winch were the only part » maa as he put the last just the same position, und ho bad gone ‘ho history and formation of mut lage where lie lived bore that title. "Great wero his flocks, oh, ruler of !<Aifiguuoke. up that and stepped off iuto the w in FREE. of bis impassive fuee that moved, ter. H is Own C om position. atura gleamed moroaud more ferociously, like rulers,” says the manuscript. "None —began tbo fat man dow and followed over his track inside A recent article in Le Fignro ’ those of a madman when a «traitjacket was so wise. Nouo wus so beloved. is devoted to the Aineric- T h e Cnvnlrjr I tn c lm e n t. dderly pause, calculated tho house as close as he conld guess at f -»-n has been put on him. Tho Eugliahmau Tho sun smiled ou him when ho jour that city. It says that e^ tc-o n y has itly impress the cigarette smoker. it, nud then he'd come hack to the w in The sabers clank'd, tho men look'd ooutiuued to houst of his streugth. He neyed abroad, and when be looked with ".Yes, I know all about” — inter dow aud got ont ou to the ladder, aud so was now thoroughly intoxicated and young aud healthy and Rtrong; the elec- displeasure a sorrow as of death camo always played the important and bril » liant role iu society chiefly because rupted tho youth, “ so you might as down to tlio grouurt. trio tramping of so many horses on the talking impudently enough to the oth- “ The ladder went up on tho right hard road, and tho gel lant bearing, fine upon him who had caused it. He was to most of the Americans were “ Améri well choke your lecture on a boruin. 1 I ers, who were not so drunk. bis people what the waters of tho Nile ’’ ’So you are very valiant, aro yon?’ seut aud bright fnqprl appearance of a are to Egypt. Greut is Ilia name. No caines. ” "It is certain, ’’ continues Le know cigarettes will kill me if I stick band side of this window, und whilo it s t i l l it it Figaro, “ that out of ten ‘Américaines' to ’em, hut I don't care. It’s ail easy wns easy enough to reach it, still thousand and mdro liendsniuo young asked the count, still smiling disdain American men, were sfcr![oed to aeo. An man who lives was so beautiful. There residing in Paris thero is but one Amer death. I know if I must smoke 1 should wus quito a little step from the e i siJ H Z '’ fully. is noue to take his plaue. ” at ^Heu ** ' More than you,' retorted tho Eug- hour later another troop went by, • Perhaps there was a touch of oriental ican. Affairs—‘business, ’ as they say smoke cigars, hut 1 don’t like the color tho ladder, and be noticed th a t: over there—absorbs tho sternor sex iu of ’em. I ’ve got n touch of paresis uow, ho hud got his foot on tho ladd smaller in numbers, perhaps 300 men. ¿(for be tisliiiian. cxtruvngunco in this, but among the “ Don Jenaro started to spring at him, They, too, look'd like acrviceablo meu, statues found on the floor of the cham tho United States. In that country the and I'm duo for more. I know you swnng back a little toward the house, but the others restrained him. Boon campaigners used to field and fight ber was oue which unquestionably was men have neither tho inclination nor think of all the disgusting things in so that his elbbv? just touched it in the July 8—This forenoon, for more than the opportunity for much leisure, and the world a cigarette is the worst. angle between the window frame and calming himself, be suid: intended to represent Ncnkhcfta. This "I know they undermine the consti the clnpbour&s. He gave a little push “ ’If yon are so brave, why not put an honr, again loug strings of cavalry, was evidence sufficient that tho inscrip only pay us very short visits. several regiments, very flue meu nud "Whilo their wives install themselves tution and aro wrecking tho rising gen ou that clhow naturally and threw him j your hand ou tho table?' horses, four or fivo abreast. I saw them tion must not have been without cause. hero tho ’good' lmsluuid ouly makes fly eration. Now if I’ve forgotten anything self ont again on to the lpdder. Then " ’ Wlial for?' in Fourtec.|lh street, coining in town According to the standard of beauty ing visits nnd is very seldom referred you wero going to say help me out. he stopped end looked at the spot where “ ’To pin it down with mine.' from north. Several hundred extra which existed iu Egypt iu those dava, to in tho elegant salons of the wives.” Come to think of it, I ’ve got a match his elbow hud touched. Tfie paiut wns “ Tho Euglishniau, without an in «elA« Nenkbefta was certainly an Adouia. e and stant'! hesitation, stretched ont his horses, aomo of tho mares with colts, Whilo iu sculpture the ancient Egyptian Tho writer continues: “I was at an myself. If I keep ou smoking these dry and there wns no mark, bat ho call trotting along. (Appear’d to be a num official ball not loug ago, where one of things, I won't be able to think at all ed np the paiu-tjrs aud learned that ou I huge, brawny bund. The conut took ont ____p o r t « a r « ber of prisoners too). How inspiring al was uot equal to the genius ot today ho them was the hero of a curious ’his before loug. I know if you had a boy the merning before—that was the morn of liia pocket a damuakeeued dagger aud wns a man ot much skill, and thero is ih« laid his delicate, geutlemauly baud on ways tho cavalry regiments. Our men no reason to doubt that the statue is a toire.’ He wore ou the lapel of hisccat that smoked cigarettes you would lick ing nfter the house bad been robbed— Cd I lo rials from th« tho Englishman'a aud without hesita nre generally w ell mounted, feel gocxl, fairly fuitliful representation of "the a brilliant star, which struck me as him within an inch of bis life. 1 nearly i the paiut at that place, on the cupboard * **' original aud somewhat curious in form. forgot you were going to say that, by the window frame, and ou the frame raya been, and ah tion aud witli a ferocious grip ho raised are young, gny on the saddle, their most beautiful man iu Egypt. ” I chunplo« of th« Although very artistic, the order was Where do^you get off anyhow?” itself had hetu smudged a little, aud tho point with tho other aud drovo it blankets in a roll behind them, their sa iu the tomb of Neukhefta were also Ilona, cllquea, cor- bers clanking at their sidos. Thia noise unknown to me. Home indiscreet per Here, ” gasped tho fat man as he they’d touched it over. That was all through both iuto thu table. the mummies of his wife and little ,\oi Rpy 11 w,tl \t! trutral In nothing. "The women uttered a cry of terror and movement and the tramp of many son. It would appear from the informa son interx-ogated the Yankee as to what dropped off the platform, muttering tho detective wanted to know. From All of us uieu run to their assistance horses' hoofs has n carious effect upon tion contained iu thu papyrus that this order it was. Tho Yankee replied in a something about what this conutry is that time on he had been looking for a A few left the place In search of help o u a—“ The Wound Dresser,” by Walt old time Egyptiau was content with phlegmatic tone, 'It is my own compo ootniug to. And tbo fresh young mon man with two paint spots of different ffONICLE In sition. ’ ” lighted his cigarette with a grin.— colors ou tho left elbow of h js coat, aud an instant our booth was filled with Whituiau. one wife, something of n rurity iu those Washington Times. blood. From tho wounds great drops of S h e M arried H im A n y h o w . 1 was the man. Rnperfttiiloiui Bonaparte«» . days. Ho was evidently iui exception blcxMi streamed, staining tho handker "It may seem emazing to you that I A convict nt a French penal settle to all rules, however, aod this probably The Bonapartes always were super- T h* Ilcc r n lt'« R r llc ln n . chiefs which we applied to them. hadn't rubbed the paint off? I had rub ment who was undergoing a life sen- accounts for tho presence of tho mum- Hltious, especially the mother of Napo- / ’ A doctor who huppeiiod to ho among teuco dt*aired to marry a female convict, mieg .« Captain Philip Trevor begins a paper bed somo of it off, and I was going to . U wife - . . . aud J son — iu his . touih. . leon always had a presentiment of his tho bystanders dressed tho wounds pro- 1 such marriages being of common occur It is behoved that if he hod had moro that the rise aud fall of her family in Tho Nineteenth Century ou "The rob the rest eff the uext day, aud tbeu visiounlly with tho few meaus at his rence. The governor of the colony offer than oue wife there would be some evi- would occur in the same century, that Catholicism of the British Army” as I kept setting that uext cay ahead, as disposal. The count smiled while they ed no objection, but the priest proceed j deuco in tho form of inscription or oth the glory which was prophesied for follows: we aro apt to do, aud I finally wound were dressing his hand. The English ed to cross oxnmino the prisouer. “ Did erwise to iudicato that this was his fa them would be followed by disaster. “ W’hat’s yer religions persuasion?” up by letting it go altogether, tho rest man was as sick as a horse aud vomit- : you not marry in France?” Ho said, vorite wifo aud the mother of his aon. the sergeant to the recruit. of it. There wasn’t one chance in a And tbo prediction was verified. She said “ My what?" lug. Soou the count wus doing the I "Y es.” "Aud your wife is dead?” . It is held that this must have been his died in her eighty-ecvcuUi ygur, having ,« take M a» thousand of its leading to anything, and t . r (» « • t '.a r , smile, uud both were takou to such “ 8 h o ia ” "Have yon nuy docuineuts only son from the statement ou tho pa- lived loug enough to see tho downfall “ Yer what? Why, what 1 said even as it was I might have talked my a»r»«4y»r*r> room* ns the establishment had to offor to show that she is dead?" "N o.’’ , pyrus scroll, "Thero is none to take his Of nil her childreu. What’s yer after o’ Sundays?” self cut of the paiut, but I had a watch nud went to bed. Every oue loft, com "Then 1 must declino to marry yon. (lace. ” “ Rabbits mostly. ” thut I'd got ia the house in my pocket, Napoleou 1 always feared Dec. 2 as menting ou tho barbarism of the deed." You must produce some proof that yonr “ 'Ere, stow that lip. Come, now, aud that settled it. Ncnkhcfta’s wifo was named Nylep- an anlaeky day. aud it is related of him wife is dead. ” There was a pause, nud tha. This is the inscription ou her sar that before every important battle he , chn’eh, chapel or ’oly Roman?” “ That was cue ladder. This was tbe I f Sh» W’r r » » M an. And after explanation from his ques other: the bride prospective looked anxiously cophagus, "Nylepthn, the Queeu of would throw dice to ascertain if he “Oh,” she suddenly exclaimed, “ I at the weald be groom. Finally be said, Ncukhi fta, Greatest of Rulers. ’’ Noth- were to lose or wiu. Tho “red men" f tioner the recruit replied: "I ain’t no "Lcoking around the outside of a wish 1 were a uiau ’* "I cuu provo that my former wife is iug is said as to whether or not she was whom he always saw going to battlo wise pertickier. Put me down chu’ch house iu the country cne night, I found “ What would yon do?" he asked. dead.” “ How?” "I was sent here for beautiful, as it is plainly evident that with him wag a delusion that caused o England, sergeant. I’ll go with the a ladder lying on the ground against “ I'll not nay what 1 would do, but killing her. ” And the bride accepted the effulgence of Nenkhefta wus such him much suffering.—TorontoSaturday band. ” tbo rear of the house. They had some thero is ouo thing 1 w ill confess that I him notwithstanding.— Denver Timos. that auy womanly rharm in his family fruit trees in the garden, aud 1 suppose A c c o u n tin g F o r t h e S lio o f a F e e . wouldn't do ” was practically lost sight o t —Wash "It strikes me, Mr Brief," said Mr. they’d been working over them, tr on T h « IMiftrornce. N ot W orriM l A bout T hat. "And that is?" . ington Poet. tbe grape arbor maybe, and were going ” 1 wonldu't sit around as if I hod Hpr Father—Well, if yon ore deter Dogway, “ that your charge of |75O for ou with the work next day aud bad left Dr. Pellet—All you need is 28 cents’ this opiniou is pretty steep " handcuffs on when 1 buppeued to be worth of soda Mcnrtxinato, dissolved in mined to marry my daughter, I shall D arabllltfr o f Ivory. “ No doubt,"said Mr Brief. "But tho ladder ont instead of taking it down A,one with a g irl.” —Glevulaud Leader. water. You’ll get it nt the drug storo— The durability of ivory is proved by offer no objections, but Iwfore you take you seo. Dogway, when you come aud cellar for the night. It was summer, •t tho drug store, roinenibor, uot at tho tho fact that billiard balls which for this lrrevoeable step 1 think it is only ask me for an opinion which violates all nud on the sido of the house there irvre Scientist« measure by tha contraction grocery. the sake of curiosity had beeu made of right to let you kuow that 1 have de two windows optu in one rocm. I of petroleum ether temperature« several Patient— But what difference does it Tery W(,|| pr*s,,rTt4 mammoth Ivory un cided to leave ull my inouev to educa my convictions you’ve got to pay not thought I ’d set the ladder up tbeu aud ouly for your taw, but for hundred degnvsi below aero F. At 810 make, doctor? my con- doubtedly many thousand years old tional and charitable institutioua go in one of those windows. I set tbe degrees lielow aero, tho temperature at Glib Suitor—Oh. that’s all right soieuce. ’’—Harper’s Razar. Dr. Pellet— It w ill make a heap of were pj^ed with for sevuml mouths by ladder up and found it a little short, but them which liquid alp boils, petroleum ether difference to you. If yon go to tho gro- oxpcrienced players in Paris without it I ve got proof that you bet on a bicycle A •’»«"».fi rt.«!*««! by reaching up and getting a bold t f Y h c P la c e F o r th e lle p r u t a n t. remains iu a wuiuliquid coudittou aud eery, they’ll give you so much that tho iw ilg i1(Aiced that the balls were road race once. It 11 be easy enough to ___ DOt %1PANV, O' They had eloped aud returned for the the window sill and stepping up in cnntrticta with the de»* ‘-»ac of tempera dose’ll kill you.—Boston Trauoeript •how that you're of unsound mind. — made of fneh ivory Mammoth ivory is, ends of tha side pieces of parental bleeaing. ture: -• ' r Chicago News. l l f t l l . Ma York ; as a rule, not ee too«li •» frpeh ivory. F e e a l l a r t o t h « S ta te . Father, the beautiful young wom was able to gc t^^jjgrabi An Indication. an said, "wo are sorry for what wo through the hi "So far os I know," said the doctor In Poking, China, so runneth the tale, whut'there was to _ in answer to a question, “ the shortest a mandarin of wealth aud taate present ... “ “ d th“ f0Ud b° _____ ’ flrm __ ,ath" _ buve done. Will you"— ts, 1 fear, a young man of extravagant .T^cn' ,bo ,,urn man interrnpt- to go from the last rooi ed a Inwuanry of the stage with a lack ord of four syllables Is ’Ohioan. * ” j ed. "why don't you go to the lawyer a picture over ou a bn W ell,” observed the profemor, re- of oarde made of human skin, too years tastes. ’’ "Yea.” the dal?~’.6er admitted, ” he aronnd the corner? I’m no diverte tbe man that was sleep Jtlg his cigar from his month a mo old, and originally captured from a pi- I went back to tb e rooi i l ’s the some way ns regards tbs rare of the meet blood eurdliug sort wants me for a wife. ••—Cuicinuati En court.” —Chicago News aud backed out tbe w\, qturvr The Ohioan always Ret» there down for the ladder, aw’0”7 O ne C o n so la tio a . Ifowvi’ fetters than anybody else. " The kiug of Greece, when conversing The largest coffee plantation in Bra- There is one consolation in being on wasn’t third But 1’d g With the meuilx'rs of his family, never Icago Tribune. employs auy but the Euglish language «1 aud perhape in thejworld ia the Du- tho shady side of life. When a man same, aud 1 let go and dr40 go IlarS B»«elrMMa«. He seldtan »peaks Hrenrh and only uses juoot plantation, esAblished by a gets to lie 50 year» or so aad he says of tho ladder as I was going'’'!/ rronchuian in the t ts j i of Minas Ge- » yonng womuu, "Coufouud it if J next wiadow. i d g„, ooz, ^üaflit to get a good position Greek wlieu ixaoRf’ied to do to, raca The number .bi coffee plants in wasn’t married already I d marry tbe « iN d ua^ M M A SaU ... »•*»*- 1WW was 4,718,1XX) ■ girl myself, ” he actually believes she Hendwicb, or would bave hint *£«J r is ns good«» 7. « Maine was dellv- ting her, tetter p ^ E m . - B om - REVOLTING SCENE PICTURED BY A CASTILIAN-*tOVELIST. NENKHEFTA, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL* Hood’» PiHs & NO ESE FOR LADDERS. Í R ■ ' 1 Chronicle A YEAR 3 LO ? /orfd